Let’s Pretend We’re Working™ Mug
Official Issue — Cozy Chaos Dept.
This ceramic coffee mug is your unofficial badge of productivity. Stamped with the phrase “Let’s Pretend We’re Working”, it’s a daily reminder that performance is 90% appearance and 10% reheated caffeine. Whether you’re filing actual documents or just shuffling papers dramatically during a Zoom call, this BureaucracyCore™-approved vessel adds a perfectly passive-aggressive touch to your breakroom, home office, or kitchen counter.
Ideal for remote workers, reluctant professionals, or anyone who enjoys performing employment in style. Also makes an excellent gift for coworkers, freelancers, or the one friend who still uses a landline for dramatic effect.
Product Features:
•11 oz capacity for coffee, tea, or office gossip
•Microwave-safe (because lukewarm ambition needs warming up)
•Dishwasher-safe, like any responsible adult façade
•Durable white ceramic with a classic, cubicle-compatible silhouette
•Ergonomic C-handle for gripping during existential crises
Care Instructions:
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and a vague sense of duty